Beat Meet: The Gently Masturbating, Uncovered, Inner Space Peace Edition

Ever had one of those days where it seems like everyone else is moving too fast for their own damn good, most of all, yours?  Times like these, it would be nice to have a “slow down ray” to fire at all these crazy assed motherfuckers making me crazy, too.  Unfortunately, i haven’t received a patent for this invention yet, so i can only give you the next best thing–a beat meet dedicated to taking it down a notch.

With a nod of thanks to those daffy WeDidIt Collective bastards, let’s sit back and groove to the blunted melodies provided by Mark Aubert.  If this doesn’t slow your roll, well, it might be time to start taking stronger meds.  i’m just saying.  Jazzy source material, plenty of static, a perfect disembodied vocal snippet—this is music to lower your blood pressure to.

mp3: Easy On Yourself (Mark Aubert from his Soundcloud)

i wish i could just “find” a lost 2009 bootleg of DOOM on my hard drive, but i’m not Ital Tek, either.  Fortunately, however, Ital Tek IS Ital Tek, and he did, so here we are.  Thanks to my co-conspirators at Passion of the Weiss (no Sach O) for letting us know about this synthed out attack.

mp3: ITAL TEK X DOOM (2009 BOOTLEG) (Ital Tek from his Soundcloud)

And to send you on your stoned way (please note the extra syllable on “ed,” all Shakespearean like), a track from laid back beat funkateers Jazzo & Melodiesinfonie.  With the release of their latest, Astro Funk & Weltfrieden, we get goodies like these slow burners from the Feelin’ Music maestros.

mp3: Pat Britt (Jazzo & Melodiesinfonie from Astro Funk & Weltfrieden)

mp3: Stay (Jazzo & Melodiesinfonie from Astro Funk & Weltfrieden)

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