It’s been a minute since last we had our brains fed by Matthewdavid, but the wait was well worth it. In an effort to keep us all bedecked in bling, he recently dropped Jewelry. Suffice to say, these are not beats for those with weak necks. These are beasts for those who felt Mr. T needed to step up his gold game. There’s very little pretty here, but it’s more than made up for in terms of sheer funk nastiness. Tracks like these are not simply listened to, they need to be scraped off of one’s speakers, heated in a spoon and virtually injected into one’s aural cavities. If Durlin Lurt was less concerned with Muppets and more interested in ornamentation, this is the music that would result. A gold grilled Kermit, though? Not sure how i feel about that one.