Just last night, it sounded like uncontrollable sobbing was coming from a number of my neighbors’ windows. i couldn’t figure out what the problem was until this morning when i saw huddled masses of teens at the bus stop, marking the beginning of yet another school year! Since i haven’t had a three month summer vacation in damn near 20 years, these things tend to not affect me much anymore. That being said, my heart goes out to you, kids. Knockers up, head down, study hard, party responsibly only on the weekends and see if you can’t get some decent grades this year. It’ll make your mama happy, if nothing else.