The Greatest Spring Mixtape You Will Ever Hear

Can you believe this shiggidy? It’s Friday, and my inbox is NOT overflowing with new tunes to bring to you dirty masses. Hell, there’s not enough here to listen to get through a good masturbatory session, for chrissakes, and Lord knows those don’t take too long.

i’m guessing it’s because tomorrow marks the first day of spring, ye olde Vernal Equinox, knowhutimean? Hell, i was getting a bit frisky just thinking about the joy of life that is a pretty lady in a sundress just last week, so i can hardly blame folks for skipping out early on the first Friday of SXSW. I do anyways, but only just a little.

Guess we’ll just have to make due with the Greatest Spring Mixtape You Will Ever Hear.

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