The Most Sweltering Mix You Ever Will Hear

Good Lord and Butter, enough with the heat already! For those of you in the DC metro area (and along a lot of the entire East Coast), you’re picking up what i’m putting down. i think it’s broken 100 degrees every day this week. That’s too hot to handle, you dig? When it’s too sweltering to want to get laid, you know it’s too damn hot. Somebody needs to do something about this. i’m not sure if we should get Tonatiuh, Ri Gong Ri Guang Pu Sa, Apollo or Helios on the phone, but somebody needs to figure it out, and fast, too. People are starting to look at me funny for continually stuffing ice cubes down my pants, and we can’t have that now, can we?

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