XII Apostles by Je$u$

by oddbodkins on April 30, 2012

i’m not what you’d call a particularly religious man.  Fairly early in life, i decided that there were far better written and researched fictions out there, so i moved from Christianity to Star Wars and Dragonlance and haven’t really looked back since.  Now, if the Jesus they taught me about in Sunday School was half as cool as the Je$u$ on the Urban Waves label, i may well have led a much more church going life.  On XII Apostles, Je$u$ demonstrates his ability to turn samples into beats as opposed to water into wine, but trust me, these are some damn satisfying, thirst quenching beats right here.  These are exercises in funk, straight up, with ample servings of R&B and soul to keep your hymnal grooving.  And let’s be honest here, would you rather spend the afternoon with 12 homeless, unemployed ex-fishermen or 12 jams that will have your ass shaking in religious ecstasy?  Brothers and sisters, i don’t know what the hell he’s doing in three days, but i have seen the light, and his name is Je$u$!  Amen and hallelujah!

mp3: I (Je$u$ from XII Apostles)

mp3: VII (Je$u$ from XII Apostles)

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Laurent May 1, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Nice beats indeed!

Surely this post was an excuse to cram in as many religious puns as possible. (good work btw)
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oddbodkins May 2, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Not nearly enough people appreciate good puns these days.

You’re worth more money, Lauren. i’m going to recommend you for a raise.

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